...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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