got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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