I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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