My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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