the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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