just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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