Me too!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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