Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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