But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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