she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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