Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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