honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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