Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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