Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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