I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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