So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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