just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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