we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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