She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you inspire me to be a worse person
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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