the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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