Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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