Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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