1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this will be a night to untag.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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