Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
