I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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