This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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