There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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