don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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