Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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