I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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