do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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