My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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