I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
no, he came in my armpit
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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