these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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