Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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