We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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