I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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