He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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