You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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