omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
