i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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