Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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