I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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