I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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