Porn is love you can see.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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