with your own penis?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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