I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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