sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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