My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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