Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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