how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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