Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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