Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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