he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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