So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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