Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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