It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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